Well, that's even more than less than unhelpful.

When Put In the Bass Section In Choir Watch Out For Huge Stone Trolls. You Will Be Laying Siege To A Castle.

This is one my dreams. Be aware that this is usually how I always dream. They are very vivid, fanciful, and make no sense whatsoever. Are you sitting comfortably? Good. Let us begin:

It was choir. But it wasn’t at the same time. We had just done auditions. I ended up in the bass section with all of the guys. And some other little guy took my place in the girls section. We were singing a Lord of the Rings piece “evil ring thingy”. But then they made us wear these weird robe things and towels over our heads with an eye slit…which i later figured out was for the mouth. As I couldn’t breathe. And then they decided to do a full on capture the flag war with the sopranos/altos against the bass/tenors, but of course it was my dream, so it turned into an epic fantasy capture the flag game. Like in that movie Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief. But I was with the Basses because that’s where I ended up as before. Well, in this fantasy world, they all suddenly became huge merciless stone trolls and we were trying to make a siege on the good characters side/ castle. I was a mouse but at the same time it was a completely separate story. Anyways, one of the trolls started the siege early and because he tripped before reaching the wall, the other trolls tore him apart. They then proceeded to tell me that if I failed I would be likewise torn apart and devoured. I schemed and decided that I could infiltrate the castle because of my size and because I used to be one of them (the sopranos/altos)…as I was leaving to break into the castle one of the trolls thought I was trying to escape and grabbed me to start ripping me apart–but AHAH–I had my green dragon’s egg which I broke over his head and it exploded, causing him to reel back, let me go, and at the same time made a huge explosion on the west side of the gate of the castle. Lots of green flames. By this time, I was able to somehow make it into the castle. I’m not sure how, but I did make it. I got to the highest room in the highest keep and I could see the battle happening below. I was sneaky and got to the prize/treasure/flag thing that only had one guard that was facing away from me. I lifted it up off the pedestal and then the guard turned and faced me. It was one of those little knit characters that you make out of that grid wax and cross hatching or whatever. Anyways, it was really little (although I was a mouse I was more like Reepicheep) and it said in its small voice “Oh, I’m so glad it was you who retrieved it!” And then I nodded politely, and dashed off. Into a hole in the wall that was kind of “The Borrowers” style, if you know what I mean. It was basically a mouse’s interpretation of a home using stolen objects from humans and putting them in the walls. I raced up to my old room in this wall (I used to live there? hello weird subconscious) By this time, I was narrating for myself within the dream. “I retrieved a locket my mother once had, something from my brother (can’t remember that one)” and just as I was dashing off to get something else….A HUGE SPIDER WOKE ME UP AS IT CRAWLED ACROSS MY ARM. I CAN’T BELIEVE I WAS COGNAZENT ENOUGH TO PUT MY FINGER DOWN ON IT AND PUSH. AND TRAP IT BEFORE IT COULD GO FURTHER. UUUUGGGGH. HEEBIE JEEBIES.

I hate those things. Who knows how my dream would have went. Although I am pretty excited that I was able to pull myself out of the dream from a barely there sensation on my arm. There is now one more dead spider in the world. And now that you’ve all seen how I dream at least I have an excuse.

And now I need to go find my totem to make sure that I’m not still dreaming. Shakes fist at INCEPTION.


2 responses

  1. Pam Henkelman

    Inception…stupidest movie ever and I’m sure it’s why you remembered this crazy dream! But, hey, I love you!!!

    August 13, 2010 at 8:34 am

  2. Jenny

    How did I not find this blog space sooner??!! 4 words…’fasc—in—ate—ing’!!! One needs a guide to span the depths of your creativity.

    August 25, 2010 at 10:47 am

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